I don’t know about the fundies, but I think that last bit would make a good sitcom. The part where the neighbor came running in gave me the idea. It would be a great twist on all those old 50-60’s TV shows. We already have the title! And: “Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom cause there’s two gay men fucking in there. – Why are there gay men, honey? – Because I wanted to watch them.” How did they find out about that?!